This Happy Birthday cake is ready to fulfill the wishes of your inner child! Or you know, an actual child. It's just dripping with birthday cheer! It's also dripping frosting...

  Ever since we leaked this baby, we've been SWAMPED with comments about when it would be dropping, and how many first borns it would take to release it early!!...

Cacti are so misunderstood. Even with all those prickles and ouches, it's completely possible for a healthy cactus to to enjoy a hug, a pat on the back or even...

Spring time is upon us, believe it or not! That means the flowers will bloom, the bunnies will hop, and the drug stores will be swarmed by people with allergies...

Cardinal facts! They're red! They're cute! Their high pitched chirping sounds like really cool sci-fi lasers! They were all replaced with bird-shaped government surveillance cameras! It's a fact!

This fancy cupcake is haute couture! It's haute cuisine! It's haute fuzz! It's basically got all the hautes! Try it out for some haute snuggles! All the details! Specs: 13(w) x...

If you grew up in the Vine era of the internet like me, the phrase "it's freakin' bats" is ingrained into the deep recesses of your brain. If not, then...

Squishable Mini Bunny Cactus 

 Squishable Mini Birthday Avocado

You know about horse girls, but have you ever heard of snake girls? We're the coolest ones, it's in our blood! Snakes are truly just misunderstood little noodles! How can...

If we really wanna get technical here, this is a Squishable 'cocos nucifera'! This is the only type of palm tree is able to produce coconuts! I didn't know this...

Get ready to traverse the seven seas, sail the ocean blue...insert other sea-faring quotes here! Enjoy all the luxuries of the SS Squishable! Dine in the grand plush ballroom, or...

Trains feel like freedom and smell like pizza! The Squishable GO! Train actually has neither of those qualities, but it does feel super soft. And I suppose you could technically...

Wee woo! Wee woo! What an alarming, yet melodic tune, and so classic. What's that you say, Squishable GO! Ambulance? It's not classic? You're trying an entirely new cutting-edge siren...

I'm making fig pudding! That's a pudding...made of figs! Random? Not for a Honduran White Bat! In fact, if you have a Honduran White Bat around, they will definitely eat all...

Who's a good floofer? The Squishable Poodle Moth is a good floofer! It's like a fluffy and adorable poodle and a super cool and superior moth. Thus the name, "Poodle...

Would you still love me if I was certified to operate heavy machinery? Or if I was a worm? What if I was a worm who was certified to operate...

Did you hear that siren? That must be coming from the Squishable GO! Firetruck! I can tell because it's the only fire truck specifically designed to handle cats that are...