Look at this classic front loader! Yes, THIS one, not the one outside your window causing a ruckus during your video chat. The Squishable GO! Front Loader screams nostalgic happy memories...

The clean up crew is here! Well, the Squishable GO! Dump Truck is here. I'm not sure of how well it can clean, but then again I'm not great at...

I'VE HAD IT, NO MORE SQUIRRELS. Acorn, I didn't even say anything about squ- SHUSH, DON'T SAY IT. Acorn you're overreacting, what's wrong with squ- UHHH SHUSHHSUHSHS. Acorn! What's your...

Grapes are super versatile! You can eat 'em! You can make them into jams and jellies! They make salads awesome! They can be made into wine (totally non-alcoholic wine that...

Happy Birthday! Here's an edible symbol of your own mortality! Except it's not actually edible, because it's a plush. That's probably also symbolic of something. Hmm. Let's try it again. You're a...

What a rebellious fruit! These cherries have gone on sweet adventures all over the world. They won't even talk about how much trouble they've caused because they're too cool for...

Cheers! Cheers to this sweet thing called life! We're living it! Here in this moment we're alive! And that's better than the alternative! Waiting for some snarky commentary? Well too bad,...

Love is real! It exists! And it can be whatever love means to you! Soft, floofyness? Yes indeed! Rom-coms? Totally! Horror flicks? Sure, why not. Horrific elder gods from the...

Up for debate: Is broccoli the best part of Chinese food takeout? My childhood says "yes." Okay fine, my brother always stole the chicken that came with my General Tso's,...

Do you munch on jalapenos for breakfast? Do you guzzle pepper for lunch? Do you secretly carry a tiny bottle of pure capsaicin for flavor emergencies? Then you'll get a...

You might have a go-to flavor for this icy, dreamy dessert, but why pigeonhole yourself! Look at that glorious array of ice cream tubs! Ponder the possibilities! Why stop with...

When you don't know where you're going to be, pack some hot dogs! Let's say you've been magically transported into the paleolithic era! You have nothing but sticks, stone tools...

Would you like to hug a cactus?Not without a lot of practice!All those sharp and pointed pricklies,Wouldn't fail to stab and stick me! How I'd love a Cactus gentle,Cuddly, soft,...

You can rest assured that while your roommate may snag it for some snuggles, he will not smoosh it up into guacamole! This particular Avocado has extra - xtra cuddles...

Taco Tuesday! What other food could possibly provides such a bright ray of sunshine on this, the most "meh" day of the week? Sometimes, a perfect taco is the only...

Pineapples have nothing to do with pine trees, and they are very dissimilar to apples! We get it. Pineapples are so much more than just an inaccurate appellation! So what...

Avocados are extra! They are extra-satisfying when spread on a piece of toast! They make an extra-yummy dip for your chips! They're also extra-easy to tell when they're ripe! This...

Feeling hungry? How about thirsty? What about bored? If you answered yes to any of these three predicaments, allow me to suggest a slice of Watermelon! It feeds you! It...