Horse is brown. Horse is plain. And horse can't stand the unicorn he shares a pen with. Unicorn dances. Tra la la! Horse does not. Blah blah blah. But when robbers kidnap unicorn for a local circus, what will horse decide to do? Packed with forty-eight pages of hilarious illustrations and deadpan wit, unicorn (and horse) is a funny yet endearing lesson on envy with one important truth: we are sometimes unicorns. We are sometimes horses.